- Find cute fotos like these on the internet and save them in the photo album on your iPhone.
- Want you to be upstairs, where the shower is, before they take a shower at night.
- Ask you to throw out a Raggedy Ann doll, bought circa 2008, because it looks creepy and haunted. [You do it. Even though you adored your own Raggedy Ann and Andy as a girl.]
- Talk affectionately to the hen and chicks cactus plant out front when you point out that a baby chick is growing.
- Say silly things like Hey little dog and Hey Bae many times a day to the shaggy Bichon Frise in the house.
- Wear deodorant before they really need it.
- Squirt the ketchup on their bread in a squiggly design.
- Not want foods on their plate to touch each other.
- Separate out the peas from the tortellini and count out 50 green orbs before eating them.
- Say things like "I have to step up my game for fifth grade," meaning style wise.
- Count how many miles away a storm is based on the frequency of rumbling thunder--a skill learned from a friend named Owen.
- Say they are lactose-intolerant--as some of their friends are--and then manage just fine with a whipped cream-topped Frappuccino or an ice cream.
We love her little self. Good night.
Wonderful list! What a cutie, and how lucky she is to have you to appreciate her.
ReplyDeleteMy own maturity is in doubt since I put party collars on Lionna and have a false nose and glasses on a cactus at work... TGIF!
Liz
hahahah . you sound like a great office mate! Love it!!!!!! xo
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